Thursday 18 April 2013

Mini Hiatus

Hello!

I'm just in the process of finishing my scholarly studies, so I'm having a little break from smut.

However!

I should be done in about 3 weeks time, and will then be back, writing more erotica over the summer than you can shake a stick at!

Or shake whatever you've got at anyway.

Not that I recommend that sort of lascivious behaviour...

Elmore xxx

Saturday 13 April 2013

Saturday Freebies!

Hello, dear readers!

All day today you can get 'Vamp Slay Me' for free on Amazon.

Also, 'The Coming Horde- Episode 1' is free all the time on Amazon.

But what am I doing?

Well, I am sitting in my living room/dining room/kitchen/place where we stash all our junk, waiting for my third replacement fridge in a month.

"The third!?"

Indeed!

You see, the freezer on the last one broke, and after a period of several months, he arranged for a replacement. That one then stopped working. And then another did. We've worked out that it's probably because the delivery men have been dragging them up the many stairs to my flat, which I have been advised is about as good for a fridge as napalm is for a snowman.

Apparently the delivery men were told to carry the fridges up properly, but they refused because there were too many steps. And now there energy saving tactic has meant that they have had to deliver three fridges instead of just one.

And now, it's just going to be a grudge match between the surly delivery men, my crooked landlord, the fridge salesman who seemed to find the whole situation rather amusing, and me- smut writer extraordinaire. 

Although, unfortunately, writing smut probably won't help this situation.

And yet, despite how much meat and cheese I am losing, I am still giving you fantasy erotica for free!

Get it!

Get it while it's hot!

Get it while it's smutty!

Saturday 6 April 2013

Vamp Nasty

Hello, once more, dear friends!

And I have some new smut for you, this time featuring vampires and BDSM!

 
 
This is the collection of my four stories - 'Vamp Nasty,' all of which can be bought separately.
 
I knew that the vampires of Eletain would be a bit different to regular vampires- would some sort of quirk which set them apart- and it turns out that they're creatures who pledge half of their soul to the devil in order to gain incredible power and virility.
 
It's also the case that they feed on orgasms instead of blood. Although they do also have fangs and draw blood too. I'm not sure why yet, although I'm sure that all will be revealed to us in time.... 

 
 
This one is the tale of Duschelle- a vampire and a prostitute who works at Marcos's brothel- a place which will be showing up in later adventures I feel.
 
Marcos runs an establishment filled with girls of the various magical species- from vampires, to elves, to mogmins. It's a place where the women have something to gain by being there too, so not exactly like real-world prostitution then, but Eletain isn't like the real world, is it? 
 


 
 
This story features Cremona, a vampire slayer who would be like Buffy was, if Buffy had been a psychotic nymphomaniac.
 
Cremona shares her name with a song by a band I like called 'Still Corners.' I couldn't spot 'Cremona' on the youtube though, so listen to this instead:
 


 
 
This one features a big, beautiful vampire named Vülara- another woman who just might be a bit crazy. Most of the vampires of Eletain are a bit unhinged though- due to the fact that half of their souls forever reside in the torturous depths of Hell.
 
That's probably why they're so into BDSM, I suppose?
 
Vülara really likes the BDSM anyway, and her thing is to force her two manservants into making her submit to them.
 
So who is the master and who is the slave?
 
I'm not sure, and it gets pretty messy to be honest- just like all good smut should-
 
-that feeling of not knowing where you are anymore-
 
-losing time-
 
-losing your mind...
 
Mmm.
 
That's what we like.
 


 
In this one we travel out to the bubble-dimensions with Mannxell- the little pockets of existence that exist between the prime-universe and the variously disturbing dimensions of the strange-realms.
 
Vampires who are slain on Eletain end up hidden in these bubble-dimensions while they recuperate, and Mannxell is out here looking for a weakened woman who he might bend to his will.
 
What he find though is beyond what he expects...


Monday 1 April 2013

Angel Falls Deep

Oh yeah, I done did something else too and forgot to mention it.

Because I am working ridiculously hard right now!

Should I explain my situation?

Yes, okay.

Well I'm finishing university, working three other jobs, writing an ungodly amount of smut, and trying to look after my autistic kid.

Oh, and going slightly mad as a result of the pressure.

THE PRESSURE!

Still, if I can keep it up for the next decade then I will at least die swiftly and unexpectedly of a massive coronary heart attack.

Until then though, why not enjoy my new pornography?



This was the first cover I designed and made entirely by myself, and as you can see, it is top-notch.

So what is it?

Well, I was going to write some short-shorts (3,000-6,000 words) to make a new collection, but I really liked the characters and thought:

"Why, this would make a great series, so it would!"

Yes, so it's going to be a series, following the angel Syll, and her journey into the sexual servitude of the dark God Vuuhrlo.

It will also intermingle with the 'Barbarian Empress' series, and we all like a bit of the old intermingling, right?

Yeah, so each story will be about 15,000-20,000 words, and I might even end it with a tie-in novel with the 'Barbarian Empress' series.

"Wow. That is fucking exciting."

Isn't it just?

Yeah, so it's BDSM and that anyway, and pretty fucking hot.

I'm also working on some vampire BDSM.

And going mad...

slowly...

yet surely...

and not even that slowly to be honest.


Elmore x x x

Friday 29 March 2013

Nymph Mania!

I released some new Smut!

'Nymph Mania!'

Which is available as a complete collection, or separately as:






And here is the complete collection!


Saturday 16 March 2013

Filthy Minded - Episode 2

Episode 2 of 'Filthy Minded' is now out!

Get it while it's hot!

Or wait until the other episodes have been written, and buy them all for a cheaper price.

Value!

Wednesday 6 March 2013

Filthy Minded - Freebies!

Hello, everyone who is blatantly not reading this as I have no followers!

Regardless!

Episode 1 of 'Filthy Minded' will be available free at Amazon on the following dates:

March 06
March 09
March 16
March 23
March 30

And here is the blurb for that book:

Following on from the events of 'The Coming Horde,' Zushka and her band of barbarians travel to the Oracles' castle to see what the future will hold for them should they go to war. The God of Lust, Vuuhrlo, gets there first though, and attempts to seduce the Oracles with his transcendentally massive member. Can the barbarians rise to the challenge and provide a better time than even the God of Lust?

Get it while it's hot!

Hmm, well actually it's always going to be hot, but get it while it's free anyway!

Elmore xxx